Not sure who said this but I found it amusing.

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the American Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and what use to be the three most powerful men in America were named Bush, Dick, and Colon."